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Anonymous asked:

After every break there is one muggle born who brings back a trunk full of rolls of duct tape and she sells them for 10 galleons a roll. When she first starts muggleborns buy a heck ton from her and a few purebloods come over all skeptic. A particularly nasty Slytherin is like "What is this muggle rubbish?" And some one who just bought a roll duct tapes the person's mouth shut. The Weasleys of their year then buy five rolls.

mugglebornheadcanons answered:

That’s some major bank for duct tape.
I wonder if it could fix broken wands?

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merlinwasslytherin:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

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teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

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prettybooks:

prettybooks:

Bloomsbury Children’s Books revealed the complete set of new Harry Potter covers today! They’re so beautiful. Prisoner of Azkaban is my favourite, if you couldn’t tell. They’re published on 1st September in paperback and hardback, and illustrated by Jonny Duddle. 

If you were asleep when I posted these this yesterday morning, here they are again! Which is your favourite?